Bob presented his new collection of neon pink and green plaid suits, because why not?
Colleagues were... less than impressed.
Recommended: Wear sunglasses to protect yourself.
Who ate the last donut from the break room? Theories include: Bob, Karen, and possibly a time-traveling velociraptor.
Investigation is ongoing.
Bob has officially added his cat, Mr. Whiskers, to the company payroll as an "Emotional Support Animal." Benefits include unlimited belly rubs and 24/7 snuggling.