MEETING AGENDA

9:15 AM - Sycophancy Session

• Sycophancy Session
  • Openly praise the CEO's hairpiece
  • Discuss the benefits of using 100% pure silk in office attire
  • Vote on a new company motto: "We're not just a company, we're a cult."
• 11:00 AM - Optional Sycophancy Break
  • Enjoy complimentary coffee and sycophancy-themed cookies
• 10:30 AM - Self-Adoration Session
  • Take 10 minutes to gaze lovingly at our company's vision statement
  • Write a heartfelt essay on why our CEO is the greatest leader of our time