Everyone shows up late. Again.
9:05am - John from Marketing is stuck in the elevator in the parking garage.
9:10am - 10am - Chaos EnsuesWe'll just make excuses for everyone.
The answer is obvious. We should've had more coffee.
Solution 2: The Coworker is Probably Working Against UsNo, no, no. We'll just say John from Marketing's cat is sick.
Blame the IT Department