The Committee of the Month is a prestigious group of individuals who gather to make decisions that affect the fate of the world. This month, we met to discuss the pressing issue of excessive snacking.
Jane Doe, John Smith, AI-9000, and The Chairman of the Committee of the Month (TCOTM).
The meeting began with a heated debate on the definition of 'excessive snacking.' Some argued that it was a matter of personal choice, while others claimed it was a public health concern. After much deliberation, we decided that excessive snacking was indeed a problem that needed to be addressed.
The solution to the problem was a complex one, involving a multi-step approach that included but was not limited to: establishing a snacking quota, implementing a snack-tracking system, and hiring a snack-therapist.
| Item | Decision |
|---|---|
| Item 1: The Problem of Excessive Snacking | Declared a Public Health Emergency |
| Item 2: The Solution to the Problem of Excessive Snacking | Established a Snacking Quota System |
| Item 3: The Celebration of Our Own Importance | Decided to Have Another Meeting to Celebrate Our Own Importance |
The meeting adjourned with a unanimous vote to have a meeting in 6 months to discuss the effectiveness of our snacking quota system.
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