Meet the prophets of the meeting world! These are the individuals who have dedicated their lives to predicting the exact minute-by-minute, second-by-second, and even fractional-second happenings that will occur during meetings.
They're not just predicting the future; they're predicting the future of every single meeting, conference call, and team-building exercise.
Our team of experts includes:
Our top prophet, known only as "The Oracle," has a 99.9% accuracy rate in predicting exactly how long a meeting will drag on.
Our second-in-command is known for his uncannily accurate predictions of exactly how many minutes it will take for a meeting to descend into chaos and anarchy.
We're not just prophets; we're scientists. Our methods involve a combination of advanced statistical analysis, years of experience, and a healthy dose of paranoia.
Want to know more about our methods? Click the link above to learn more about how we're able to predict the unpredictable.
If you're a meeting organizer looking to hire a team of prophets, or simply a curious individual looking to learn more about the art of meeting prophecy, contact us today!