Treat Our Overlord to a Gift Card to the Local Spa Tired of the long hours and lack of job security? Let's show our appreciation for the constant stress and anxiety our Overlord brings into our lives!

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Foils the Boss's New Pizza Party with a Fake Memo Because nothing says "celebration" like ruining the boss's fun.

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Buy the Boss a Dog, but Only if You Can Find One That's Also a Time-Consuming Obligation Because, let's be real, who needs a social life when you have a pet?

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