Today's agenda included:
1. Decision 1: The Great Donut Debate
2. Decision 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Fridge Magnets
• The donut debate was put on hold due to a lack of actual donuts.
• The fridge magnet mystery remains unsolved, but it is suspected to be the work of a rogue employee.
• The coffee machine will be replaced with a more modern, more efficient model. (Just kidding, it's just a fancy kettle.)
Decisions Made:
The following decisions were made today:
• Decision 1: We will not eat the last donut in the break room.
• Decision 2: The mysterious case of the missing fridge magnets will be solved by the end of the week.
• Decision 3: The coffee machine will be replaced with a shiny new one that will not break down every five minutes.
And that is all.