Meeting Minutes for the Most Important Meeting of the Week

Monday Afternoon Meeting Minutes

Attendees:

• Brian
• Liz
• John
• Marcus
• Paul

Agenda Items:

• Discussion of the meaning of life
• Review of the coffee machine maintenance schedule
• Decision on whether to have pizza for lunch

Decisions:

• We decided that life is meaningless, so we might as well have pizza for lunch.
• The coffee machine maintenance schedule was deemed unnecessary, so we'll let the coffee machine just break down.
• The coffee machine will be replaced with a vending machine filled with lukewarm soda.

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