**Monday Afternoon Meeting**

Today's meeting is brought to you by the power of coffee and existential dread.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaninglessness of life
• Item 2: Touch base with marketing about last week's social media numbers
• Item 3: Eat free donuts

Subtopics:

• Subtopic 1: The futility of human existence
• Subtopic 2: The impending doom of our quarterly targets
• Subtopic 3: The importance of being liked on LinkedIn
• Subtopic 4: The secret to getting free parking in the city
• Subtopic 5: The art of pretending to care about our performance reviews

Remember, someone has to be the adult in this meeting.

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