MONDAY MORNING MEETING: SIDE EFFECTS
Warning: The following list of side effects is not exhaustive. Side effects may include but are not limited to:
- Excessive use of jargon, causing irreparable damage to one's brain.
- Temporary loss of productivity, due to excessive coffee consumption.
- Increased risk of paperclip injuries, from frantically waving them in the air.
- Mild to moderate feelings of existential dread, due to impending deadlines.
- Sudden urge to check one's phone, for the 14th time, to see if it's really 10:45.
- Spontaneous combustion of one's creative ideas, due to the crushing weight of tedium.
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