Tuesday's Torture Schedule

Today's Agenda:

9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: "Soul-Crushing Meetings" in Conference Room 1
9:30 AM - 10:30 AM: "Torture Device Calibration" in the Lab
10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: "Unending Reports" in the Cubicle of Despair
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: "Lunch Break" - Don't forget to eat your feelings!
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: "Inhumane Performance Reviews" in the Boardroom of Doom
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: "Endless Commute" to the nearest coffee shop

Remember, every day is a new opportunity to crush your soul. Join the committee meeting to discuss ways to make your Tuesday even more torturous!

Or, if you're feeling really brave, test the torture device in the lab. We dare you.