Tuesday Torture Meeting Schedule
Tuesday, March 22nd, 2023
Agenda:
Today's agenda includes:
- 8:00 AM - Morning Coffee: Forced to drink a gallon of coffee
- 9:00 AM - Meeting with the CEO: Forced to listen to their 5-year-old ideas
- 10:30 AM - Break: Forced to eat a free lunch that's been sitting in the fridge for a week
- 11:45 AM - Team Meeting: Forced to discuss the new 'casual' dress code
- 12:30 PM - Lunch: Forced to eat at the 'Torture Cafe' in the basement
- 2:00 PM - Afternoon of meetings: Forced to sit through 3 hours of PowerPoint presentations
- 5:00 PM - Happy Hour: Forced to drink one too many beers with the team
Important Notes:
Remember to wear your favorite outfit to be tortured in, as it will be stained with coffee and microwaved leftovers
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