1. Ignore the 3 o'clock rule: We're running late, let's just start whenever.
2. Take a break: Because, well, you're clearly not focused.
3. Eat a snack: We'll provide the Cheetos, but you bring the judgment.
4. Discuss the weather: Because it's always more interesting than our actual meeting topics.
BREAK FOR SNACKS
5. Resume meeting with renewed energy and slightly-stale Cheetos breath.
Rule 1: You can't actually break the rules.
Rule 2: If you do, we'll pretend not to notice.
Rule 3: If you're really good at breaking rules, we'll give you a cookie.
This meeting is not actually happening. Or is it?
Email: meeting@break-rules.com