Couch Trition Hospital
Welcome to the premier medical facility for all your couch-related afflictions. We treat everything from the Sudden Onset Couch Potato to the Chronic Couch Slouch.
Current Patient Load:
10
Waiting time: 5 minutes
Our Staff:
- Dr. King of the Couch, Chief Couch Specialist
- Dr. Snooze McSnoozface, Lead Snoozologist
- Nurse Jinx, Chief Snack Lady
Our Facilities:
- Couches for all shapes and sizes
- Snack bars with free Wi-Fi
- A library of all the latest Netflix shows
Our Specialties:
- Couch Potato Treatment
- Couch Slouch Syndrome
- Couch Lockjaw
Do not self-diagnose! If you're feeling a little too comfortable, come visit us today!