Rules

1. All Sausage Kings must be at least 5'8" tall. No exceptions.

Failure to comply with this rule will result in the wrath of the Sausage Overlords.

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2. Sausage Kings must always wear a crown made of sausages.

Failure to wear a sausage crown will result in public shaming and forced attendance to Sausage Crown-making workshops.

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3. Sausage Kings are not allowed to eat Sausage Kings' SausagesThis rule is self-explanatory and will be enforced by the Sausage Kings themselves.

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