Welcome to the Pigs in Space Edition of Forecasts of Despair, where our team of expert prognosticators have been predicting the worst-case scenarios for over a decade. Our latest forecast: "Pigs will soon be the only species left on Earth due to a combination of climate change, economic collapse, and a severe shortage of bacon."
Here's a breakdown of our forecast:
Don't worry, though! We're not all doom and gloom. Our experts have also predicted some possible solutions:
• Build more pig farms to increase bacon production.
• Invest in sustainable agriculture to combat climate change.
• Develop a time machine to go back and prevent the invention of the microwave.
You can read more about our other forecasts, including: