A: Because, honestly, we're still trying to find the remote control to turn off the lights.
Q: Is the apocalypse really that bad?
A: It's not all bad. We've got free bread, but only because it's made from the last baguette we found in the abandoned pantry. Silver linings, right?
Q: Can I still get a decent Wi-Fi signal?
A: Ha! Good luck with that. We managed to snag a single, flickering router from a dumpster behind a abandoned Best Buy. Don't expect miracles.
Q: Will things ever get better?
A: Not according to our in-house economists, who are actually just a bunch of dudes with calculators and a bunch of empty cans of beans.