Agenda Item 1: Reorganize the Reorganization
Because, you know, the previous reorganization didn't work, and we all know it's working now, so let's just reorganize again.
Subsubcommittee Agenda Item: Make More Meetings
- Call another meeting to discuss the new meeting schedule.
- Send out reminders for all the new meeting dates.
- Assign someone to take notes on who's attending and who's not.
Agenda Item 2: Discuss the Importance of Unimportant Things
Because, you see, the subcommittee of the definitely not important things has a very important report on the importance of not important things.
Subcommittee Report: The Importance of Not Important Things
- We've spent $100,000 on unnecessary reports on not important things.
- We've hired 20 consultants to study not important things.
- We're considering hiring 50 more to study even more not important things.
Agenda Item 3: Celebrate Our Successes and Failures