Resolution 1: The Meeting Resolution Tracker

Resolution 1: To have more meetings about the meetings.

Resolution 2: To make meetings more exciting, by requiring everyone to do a choreographed dance routine before every meeting.

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Resolution 3: To increase productivity, by making everyone wear funny hats during meetings.

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