The meeting was supposed to be 15 minutes long, but somehow, it became an hour and 15 minutes long. Time flies, people!
We were discussing important topics like the meaning of life, the afterlife, and the importance of proper coffee-to-creamer ratio in the break room. It was a real brain-twister.
But don't worry, we're all still here, and our minds are still intact, mostly.
Resolution 1: We're all secretly in love with our coworkers and it's not just a phase. Resolution 2: The coffee machine is sentient and we should be nice to it.I meant to set the timer, I swear! I'm not a mind reader, but I do have a good feeling about these things...
Resolution 3: The timekeeper should get a raise, but not too much. Resolution 4: We should start a betting pool on when they'll get it wrong next.