Resolution 1001: The Unyielding Will of the Clockwork
In a shocking twist of fate, the time-keeping council of the Chronos guild has decreed that all members must adhere to the strictest standards of punctuality and timeliness. Failure to arrive on time will result in the immediate application of our patented Time-Keeping Algorithm, which will subject you to an eternity of looped elevator music and fluorescent lighting.
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