The Great Council Reform

By the power vested in us, we, the Council of the Ancients, have convened to address the pressing concerns of our esteemed members. The time has come for change, for progress, and for slightly more free food in the break room.

Resolution 430, also known as 'The Great Council Reform', seeks to address the issues that have been plaguing our hallowed institution for cycles. The main points of this resolution are:

• Establish a new policy of mandatory napping times in the common areas.
• Introduce a new, more efficient system for tracking member's caffeine consumption.
• Provide complimentary artisanal coffee in the break room, effective immediately.
• Reduce the amount of bureaucratic tape required for new initiatives by 30%.

These reforms aim to create a more harmonious, productive, and caffeinated environment for all council members. We invite you to join us in our efforts and support Resolution 430.

Join the Implementation Committee to help bring about this glorious new era.

Frequently Asked Questions about Resolution 430 can be found here.

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