Sales Numbers Nonsense - 2021 Edition
Here is the completely accurate and not-at-all-made-up report on the year's sales numbers:
- Q1: We sold a lot of product, but not as many as last year.
- Q2: Our numbers are still bad, but we're working on it.
- Q3: It's going great, but only in our dreams!
- Q4: Because why not?
Revenue: $100,000,000,000,000 Profit: - $50,000,000,000
We're not actually losing money, we're just redefining the concept of profit.
Stay tuned for our next quarterly report where we'll be selling more of the same old numbers, only this time in bold!