Techno-Failures: The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum

Chapter 1: The Ancient Art of "Just Google It"

In the modern age of technology, the phrase "just Google it" has become a sacred commandment. A commandment that has been passed down from our ancestors, the cavepeople, who relied on their wits to figure out how to make fire and not burn down the tribe.

• When in doubt, just Google it.
• Repeat this mantra until you've reached the solution.
• Or until you've given up and called your mom.

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