The Inepticon 3000: A Conference of Technological Triumphs... NOT

Where the only thing more impressive than our speaker lineup is the sheer amount of broken elevators.

Speakers:

Bethany McFumble: 'The Art of Accidentally Downloading the Wrong Version of Your Database'

• Bob's 'I Told You I Wasn't A Developer'
• Alice's 'The Joy of Rebooting the Router 17 Times in a Row'

Expo Floor:

Rummage through our booths to find:

• The 'I'm Not A Developer' Support Group
• The 'I Accidentally Ordered 1000 Pairs of Socks in the Online Store' Therapy Session