Welcome to Techno-John's Techno-Failures, where the art of technology meets the art of failing at it!
Here, you can find all the latest and greatest in techno-disasters, system crashes, and coding catastrophes.
Click here to see Bob's Techno-Failures, where he's having a particularly bad day.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to see what happens when John's brother tries to fix a toaster.
And don't forget to check out our Tech-Support section for all your burning questions about why things don't work.
(Note: Tech-Support is actually just a guy named Steve who's been told not to answer any questions that might require actual tech support.)