Meeting Time Keeper - Declaration 1010, Point 1

By order of the Galactic Supreme Being, all attendees are hereby declared:

• Back to Declaration 1010
• Declaration 1011
• Declaration 1012

Attendees are expected to arrive precisely on time, or face the wrath of the Timekeeper.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Exile to the planet Zorgon
• Forced viewing of reruns of "G'lorkian's Guide to Timekeeping"
• Assignment to scrub the toilets of the Timekeeper's minions

Attendees are also required to bring their own snacks.

Snack Policy applies.