9:00 am - Breakfast Meeting (Optional)
A meeting to discuss the importance of eating a free breakfast.
Will likely be rescheduled due to "unforeseen circumstances".
10:00 am - Meeting (The Real One)
Where we all pretend to care about our quarterly goals and pretend to be interested in each other's PowerPoint presentations.
Will likely drag on for hours.
4:00 pm - Meeting (The Never-Ending One)
Where we all pretend to care about our project deadlines and pretend to be interested in each other's excuses for not meeting them.
Will likely run until the end of time itself.