Agenda Item #3:
Discussion of the alleged Sock Conspiracy, a secret plot to control the world through an army of missing socks.
The Sock Conspiracy has been a topic of interest for years, with many a missing sock turning up in the most unlikely of places.
Action Item 4: Investigate Sock Manufacturers for their role in the conspiracy.
- Points of Discussion:
- Sock Puppetry
- The Sock Drawer of the Damned
- Sock-based Mind Control