It was a typical Tuesday afternoon when Albert Einstein, the world-renowned Physicist-in-Space, received a call from his lawyer, Bob. "Albert, I have some bad news," Bob said, "your theory of general relativity is in danger of being sued by the local bakery for its unflattering portrayal of time and space."
Albert was shocked, his mind reeling with questions. "But Bob, my theory is a fundamental description of the universe, not a pastry-filled fantasy!"
Bob, the good attorney, listened patiently, nodding in understanding. "Ah, yes, yes, of course, Albert. But let's be real here, the bakery has a good case. Their 'Time and Space Croissants' have been a staple of this community for years, and your theory is basically just a big ol' 'tartan' of their business."
Albert scratched his head, feeling the sting of reality. "Well, Bob, I never thought I'd see the day where a pastry could sue a physicist."
Bob, ever the professional, handed Albert a folder full of papers. "Don't worry, Albert, we'll get through this together. And remember, in the end, it's all about the law of relativity... of interest rates."
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