MEETING MINUTES 3: THE ONE WHERE EVERYTHING WAS A DISASTER

We met at 2:00 PM in the conference room. The meeting was called to discuss the impending doom of the company. Or was it just for free donuts?

Attended by: Bob, John, Jane, Steve, and the Intern who just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

Agenda:

• 1. Discuss the impending doom
• 2. Decide on the best way to spend all our money on donuts before it's too late
• 3. Figure out how to blame it on someone else

Minutes:

• We spent the entire meeting talking about donuts and wondering where the free donuts were.
• We realized that the company is doomed because we forgot to order the donuts.
• We decided it would be a great idea to have an all-you-can-eat donut bar on the conference table.

Decisions:

• We will never have enough donuts again.
• We will never meet on time again.

Go back to Meeting 2, where everything was slightly less of a disaster Go to Meeting 4, where we try again, but with more donuts Go to Meeting 5, where we realize we're all just a bunch of donuts