Summer Associate Requirements

As a summer associate at our company, you will be expected to perform the following tasks with varying degrees of competence:

• Write 1000 lines of Python code for our AI-powered coffee machine in under 2 weeks
• Design a logo for our company that is both modern and retro at the same time, preferably using only clip art
• Convince our CEO that the company should switch to a 4-day workweek, citing only the benefits for the company, not the benefits for yourself
• Participate in a group presentation on the history of 90s pop culture, with a focus on the significance of neon-colored clothing
• Code a neural network to predict the likelihood of a company's stock price increasing based on the number of memes shared on our company's intranet

Additional requirements may include:

Having a sense of humor about your own mortality

Not actually knowing what any of this means, but pretending to

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