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Summer Associate Requirements
Summer Associate Requirements
Must be able to drink 3+ cups of coffee before noon to be considered awake.
Able to eat an entire pizza by themselves in one sitting.
Physical Demands
- Must be able to lift 20 pounds of paperwork in one hour.
- Must be able to walk 3 miles without stopping for water.
- Must be able to type 60 wpm on a standard keyboard.
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Summer Associate Requirements
Must be able to drink 3+ cups of coffee before noon to be considered awake.
Able to eat an entire pizza by themselves in one sitting.
Physical Demands
- Must be able to lift 20 pounds of paperwork in one hour.
- Must be able to walk 3 miles without stopping for water.
- Must be able to type 60 wpm on a standard keyboard.