Summer Associate Requirements

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Summer Associate Requirements

Must be able to drink 3+ cups of coffee before noon to be considered awake.

Able to eat an entire pizza by themselves in one sitting.

Physical Demands

  • Must be able to lift 20 pounds of paperwork in one hour.
  • Must be able to walk 3 miles without stopping for water.
  • Must be able to type 60 wpm on a standard keyboard.
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