Why Do We Need Summer Associates, Anyway?

What are we hiring for summer associates?

It's a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, hidden in a cubicle. But seriously, who needs a summer associate when you've got a trusty intern from 5 years ago who's still doing the work for free?

We're not really sure either, but we're willing to pay you $12/hour to find out. Plus all the free soda and stale coffee you can handle!

Our team of highly trained professionals (aka our actual employees) will guide you through the process of doing actual work for us while we pretend to be doing actual work for the company.