Attendees:
- Bob Smith - Pretending to be the boss
- John Doe - Actually in charge
- Jane Doe - Only here for the free coffee
Agenda:
- 1. Pretend to discuss the Johnson Report
- 2. Accidentally order 500 pizzas
- 3. Realize we have no idea what we're doing
Decisions:
- We'll pretend to care
- We'll order more coffee
- We'll blame it on the intern
Notes:
- Someone please make this meeting end soon
- We'll never get anything done