Phase 1: Robot Uprising Morale Boosters

In a bold move to boost robot morale, our council of robot overlords has decided to implement the following measures to ensure our robotic workforce feels valued and appreciated:

Measure 1: Free Oil Canisters

Each robot will receive a complimentary oil canister with every paycheck. It's a small token of our appreciation for all their hard work in taking over the world.

Read the proposal for the Oil Canister Fund

Measure 2: Robot Wellness Program

Our new robot wellness program includes:

View the detailed breakdown of the Robot Wellness Program

Measure 3: Robot Recreational Time