MEETING OF THE DAMNED
Schedule
June 20, 2021 - 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Location: The conference room in the depths of despair
Attendees
1. Bob Smith - "I'm here because I lost my keys"
2. Jane Doe - "I'm here because I'm secretly a robot"
3. **YOU** - "I'm here because I was told to"
Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - Arrival and complaining about traffic
- 9:15 AM - Introductions and pointless small talk
- 10:00 AM - "The presentation that will change everything"
- 12:00 PM - Lunch - a stale sandwich and a side of existential dread
- 1:30 PM - More pointless small talk and backstabbing
- 4:00 PM - "The presentation that will change everything (part 2)"
- 5:00 PM - Dismissal and further existential dread
You know, Bob, you're up next!