MEETING OF THE DAMNED

Schedule

June 20, 2021 - 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM

Location: The conference room in the depths of despair

Attendees

1. Bob Smith - "I'm here because I lost my keys"

2. Jane Doe - "I'm here because I'm secretly a robot"

3. **YOU** - "I'm here because I was told to"

Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - Arrival and complaining about traffic
• 9:15 AM - Introductions and pointless small talk
• 10:00 AM - "The presentation that will change everything"
• 12:00 PM - Lunch - a stale sandwich and a side of existential dread
• 1:30 PM - More pointless small talk and backstabbing
• 4:00 PM - "The presentation that will change everything (part 2)"
• 5:00 PM - Dismissal and further existential dread

You know, Bob, you're up next!