Attendee Decisions

It appears you're trying to attend a meeting, because, let's be real, who doesn't want to attend a meeting?

As a valued member of this esteemed organization, you have been tasked with making crucial, life-changing decisions. But, let's get down to business:

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: "The Coffee Machine is Broken (Again)". Should we fix it, replace it, or just pretend it never happened?
• Item 2: "The Interns are Eating All Our Cookies". Should we provide them with a cookie allowance or secretly replace them with kale chips?
• Item 3: "The Boss is Being Unusually Bossy". Should we stage an intervention or just give him a participation trophy for showing up?