Meeting Minutes - 2021-06-20 prophets of the Apocalypse

Attendants: Bob, Alice, and 3 invisible interns

Objective: Discuss the best ways to predict the apocalypse.

Agenda:

1. Review the latest Doomsday Device blueprints
2. Discuss the pros and cons of starting with a global pandemic
3. Analyze recent trends in zombie apocalypse insurance

Notes:

1. Bob: "I've got some prophets who can give us some insight, but they're all on a strike for better pay and benefits."
2. Alice: "I've been reading up on it, and I'm pretty sure it's going to be a robot uprising."
3. Intern 1: "Um, can we talk about the importance of having enough snacks prophets can eat?"
4. Intern 2: "I'm with Intern 1, also, can we talk about having an apocalypse-themed break room?"
5. Intern 3: "Can we just, like, make a list of all the apocalypses we've had so far?"

Next Steps:

1. Bob: "I'll get the prophets back to work, and Alice will get the robot uprising insurance policy updated."
2. Alice: "Intern 1 and 2 can work on the snack budget, and Intern 3 can research the apocalypse list."
3. Intern 3: "Can we, like, get a new copier for the break room? The old one's always jamming on us."

Decided:

1. Nothing, since we're all just winging it, man."