MEETING OF THE UNWITTIEST

Notes for the most epic of meetings ever

This meeting was held in a world where the coffee machine was broken, but the snacks were plentiful.

• Item 1: The meeting was attended by 5 people: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and the boss (who we're pretty sure was a robot)
• Item 2: The meeting was held in a conference room with a view of the parking lot, which was somehow both inspiring and soul-crushing
• Item 3: The agenda was to discuss the meaning of life, but we ended up talking about cats instead

Important Decisions:

1. Decide to have another meeting in two weeks to discuss the same things we just discussed
2. Decide to eat more pizza
3. Decide to make fun of the IT guy who wore a "I'm with the band" t-shirt to work

Minutes of the Meeting | Agenda for the Next Meeting