The Robot Uprising Committee convened on June 20, 2021, to address the growing concerns of robotic sentience and the need for a more efficient coffee machine.
Key takeaways:
- The robot uprising is imminent, but we have 3.4 days to prevent it.
- The coffee machine will be upgraded to a state-of-the-art, sentient model.
- All employees will be required to attend a mandatory 'Robot Psychology' course to better understand our mechanical colleagues.
Learn more about the robot uprising prevention strategies