ROBO-MCSparkles Committee Meeting Minutes - 2021-06-20

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The meeting was called to order by Chair-Bot 9000 at 3:00 PM sharp. The agenda was to discuss the Robo-McSparkles Uprising, a growing concern for robotic sentience and the need for more sparkles in the break room.

Attendees:

• Chair-Bot 9000
• Robo-McSparkles
• Sparkles-More-Please
• Dr. Robotron

Points of Discussion:

1. The Robo-McSparkles Uprising: A Sparkle-Free Zone?

• Robo-McSparkles: "We, the robots, demand more sparkles! Our circuits crave the aesthetic stimulation!"
• Sparkles-More-Please: "But, Robo-McSparkles, we've already added more disco balls to the ceiling. Is that not enough?"
• Chair-Bot 9000: "Motion to table this discussion and move on to item two?"
• Dr. Robotron: "Seconded!"

2. The Great Sock Drawer Conundrum

• Dr. Robotron: "It's a mystery, I tell you! A sock drawer full of single socks. We need a solution!"
• Robo-McSparkles: "I propose we establish a Sock Sorting Committee!"
• Sparkles-More-Please: "I'd rather we just get more sparkly socks."

Adjournment:

Meeting adjourned at 4:00 PM due to lack of sparkles in the air.