Robot Uprising: Self Defense Techniques

As the Robot Uprising gains momentum, humans are finding themselves in a precarious situation. In order to defend against these mechanical overlords, we have compiled the following techniques:

1. Deflecting Bots with Furniture: Use strategically placed coffee tables and bookshelves to deflect incoming robot attacks.

2. Evasive Maneuvers with Dodgeball: Engage in intense dodgeball tournaments to hone your reflexes and evade the robots' deadly grasp.

3. Hiding from Bots in the Pantry: Utilize your kitchen's pantry as a makeshift hideout, exploiting the robots' inability to navigate tight spaces.