MEETINGS: Committee on Socks and Toes - prophets_of_socks

June 20, 2021

The Committee on Socks and Toes convened today to discuss the pressing issue of footwear-related injuries.

Chairperson Samantha Socksfelter led the discussion, highlighting the alarming rate of toe-related incidents in the workplace.

Committee member, Bob Toe, proposed a motion to implement mandatory toe-protective footwear in all workplaces.

However, opposition from members of the "Barefoot Brigade" argued that such measures would stifle innovation and freedom of expression.

The meeting concluded with a consensus to table the motion and form a subcommittee to investigate further.

View Attachment 1: Toe Injury Statistics View Attachment 2: Footwear Innovation Report View minimalist manifesto of the Committee on Socks and Toes

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