Socks and Toes Committee: Decision 2021-06-20

The Great Sock Debate

After hours of intense deliberation, the committee has reached a decision:

  1. To adopt the Sock-toe Ratio as the official standard for all future meetings.
  2. To establish a new Sock-Dispensing Protocol for maximum efficiency.
  3. To appoint Comrade Socksworth as the new Sock Overlord.

Minutes of the Meeting

Related Decisions

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