Agenda Item 1: The Great Sock Debate
The committee convened at 10:00 AM sharp, with all members present and accounted for. Chairperson, Bertrand the Bear, called the meeting to order and asked for a motion to discuss the pressing issue of sock ownership.
Member 1, a wise and venerable owl, proposed that all members be required to own at least two pairs of socks at all times. Member 2, a sassy and stylish snake, countered that this was an unnecessary burden and that one pair of socks was sufficient.
Following a brief recess, the committee reconvened to discuss the subcommittee's report on sock length. The subcommittee, led by Member 3, a bespectacled bunny, found that the ideal sock length was 10 inches, plus or minus 1 inch.