Meetings of this subcommittee are always a blast! Our members are experts in the art of doing absolutely nothing productive.
Our chairperson, Bob, is an expert in finding the most convoluted ways to say nothing. He's like a Zen master of verbosity.
Our members are experts in eating copious amounts of donuts. We have an official donut-eating champion, who's currently on a 3-day donut-fasting streak.
Join us for more meetings, more donuts, and more utter inanity! Annual Donut Eating Contest