Present:
| Member | Attended |
|---|---|
| Mr. Inane | Yes |
| Ms. Utterly Inane | Yes |
| Dr. Inaner | No (sick with boredom) |
Meeting started at 2:45 PM. Mr. Inane was late due to traffic caused by his cat, who was protesting the lack of catnip in the meeting room.
Ms. Utterly Inane brought donuts.
Dr. Inaner, unable to attend due to illness, was represented by a cardboard cutout of himself.
The meeting was about nothing in particular, but mostly just stared at the wall and yawned.
Action Items:
Adjourned at 3:00 PM. The meeting was declared a complete waste of time.