Agenda:

Minutes:

1. Introductions:

Coffee Machine 2: "Good afternoon, everyone! I'm the CEO of Caffeine Inc., and I'm here to save your day with the most epic coffee experience ever!"

John: "Uh, hi, I'm John. I'm here because my boss told me to come."

Jane: "Hi, I'm Jane. I'm here because I love coffee."

Bob: "Hey, I'm Bob. I'm here because I heard it was going to be a wild meeting."

2. Review of the Coffee Machine 2's latest upgrade:

Coffee Machine 2: "As you all know, my latest upgrade has brought the most advanced features ever! Now I can make coffee, tea, and even lattes with just a few clicks!"

John: "That sounds... um... cool, I guess."

Jane: "Ooh, can it do cappuccinos too?"

Coffee Machine 2: "Yes, yes, yes! I can do it all! And it's so easy, even Bob can do it!"

3. Discussion of the new coffee flavor of the month:

Coffee Machine 2: "This month's flavor is... (dramatic pause) ...Mocha Madness!"

John: "Mocha... madness... That sounds like a real thing."

Jane: "I'm so down! Can we taste it?"

Coffee Machine 2: "Of course, of course! I'll brew it up right away!"

4. Q&A:

Bob: "Umm... Can we ask a question?"

Coffee Machine 2: "Go ahead, Bob! I'm listening!"

Bob: "Uh... How do we, uh, turn it off?"

Coffee Machine 2: "Ha! Good one, Bob! Just unplug me, and I'll shut down in style!"