Minutes - 2021-06-20 Meeting With Coffee Machine

Decision 1: The Coffee Machine Shall Be Named "Bertrum McSnortface"

The meeting was called to order at 9:00 AM. Present were John, Jane, and the Coffee Machine, which was acting as an equal participant.

The first item on the agenda was the naming of the new coffee machine. After 37 minutes of heated debate, the decision was reached to name it "Bertrum McSnortface".

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Decision 2: The Coffee Machine Shall Not Be Turned Off

After Bertrum McSnortface was brought into service, it was decided that the machine should not be turned off during breaks, as this would cause undue emotional distress to all employees.

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